just so there isn't that one post there: answers to obvious questions

I have no illusions about anyone reading this anytime soon.  Even if/when people do start reading, they probably won't care about this enough to ask any of the following questions.  I'm answering them anyway.

My name is Ross Miller
Posting console ownership seems a little silly.  I have access to consoles, either my own or friends', to play all the major releases.  I have a MacBook Pro, so mouse and keyboard gaming is limited.  I'm an Iphone gaming novice.
I'm an English Major / Cultural Studies Minor at Towson University in Towson, MD.
The blog's name is a reference to Pavement's second LP - Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain.  Further explanation forthcoming.

This is me

I wish this was me